Hungover???

Woke up with hangover-like symptoms today, what’s this all about?!? Headache, achey, stuffy nose and general confusion, and without the benefit of a nice bit of binge drinking last night. Oh I know, maybe it’s the havoc I’ve been putting my sleep schedule through lately. Staying up until 4:30 and 6:30 am can’t really be that bad can it? No time to ponder it now, got to get up to the library and start studying for that mortgages final that I have in… 2 days. Shit.

Eating babies

Anyone who doesn’t understand the desire to eat little baby fingers, fillet their little thighs, or to poke a straw through the soft spot in a baby’s head and suck out their brains like Capri Sun, well, they just don’t get it.